I love you all.
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
i hope manners is the next cool trend
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself